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Total Medals Earned: 106 (From 19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,730 Points

Clock Duels

Clock Shot Unlocked 8/20/13
5 Points
Execute a clock shot.
Pineapple Chunks Unlocked 8/20/13
5 Points
Defeat Pineapple.
Banana Split Unlocked 8/20/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Orangina Unlocked 8/20/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Raspberry Jam Unlocked 8/20/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Carrot Cake Unlocked 8/20/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Leek Soup Unlocked 8/20/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turd Sandwich Unlocked 8/20/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jesus Juice Unlocked 8/20/13
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rapid Illustrate 10 Points Perform a rapid illustrate.
Artist 25 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a rapid illustrate on all opponents.
Chop Top 25 Points Execute a chop top.
Fruitality 25 Points Perform a fruitality.
Jackpot 25 Points Perform the ultimate skill kill!
Clockmaster 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and execute a jackpot on all opponents.
Gut Sucker 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a fruitality on all opponents.
King of Kings 50 Points Perform a rapid illustrate on the final opponent.
Skull Fucker 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a chop top on all opponents.
Strawberry Sundae Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/19 (165/480 points)

Game Corp

Micromanagement Unlocked 7/12/13
5 Points
Publish 2 Micro Games
Quite Interesting Unlocked 7/12/13
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial
It's Gaben! Unlocked 7/12/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The next level Unlocked 7/12/13
10 Points
Move to Vancouver
Owning the mid range 10 Points Publish a game with 600 quality
Best Seller 25 Points Sell 5 million copies of a game
Now that's AAA! 25 Points Publish a game with 6000 quality
Snowy around here 25 Points Move to Montreal
Clean up! 100 Points Win all the Awards in a year
Break the Integer.32! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/265 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 3/26/13
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror Unlocked 3/26/13
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 3/26/13
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 3/26/13
10 Points
Get the clock
Electra Complex Unlocked 3/26/13
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Kain Unlocked 3/26/13
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke Unlocked 3/26/13
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pest Removal Unlocked 3/26/13
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
Get Stoned Unlocked 3/26/13
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It Unlocked 3/26/13
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 12/18 (250/500 points)

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Big Brother Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Rescue Gretel
Birdie Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
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Got Wood? Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Gut Busting Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Step on the trap
Liberal Animation Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
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Metal Meal Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Saviour Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Keep both dinner guests alive
Sorceress Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
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Spiked Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Get the pit death
Ssssssurprise! Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Where's My Arm? Unlocked 3/26/13
5 Points
Pet the teddy
Bad Doggy 5 Points Race the wolf... and lose
Between a Rock and a Hard Rock 5 Points Get crushed
Free Bird 5 Points Teach hansel how to fly
Frosty Impaler 5 Points Be too greedy
Here Doggy! 5 Points Give a dog a bone
Never Hit an Old Man 5 Points Disrespect your elders
Revenge 5 Points Beat a dead horse
Sensory Overload 5 Points Reveal the bridge
Slayer 5 Points Slay the beast
Snip Snip 5 Points Get cut
Swan Dive 5 Points Go for a swim
Weather Master 5 Points Solve the weather puzzle
A Trusty Hat 10 Points Give Rufus back his hat
A Woman's Tears 10 Points Free Emma
Till Part 3... 10 Points Complete the game
Grimm Master 2 25 Points Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Headless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Your Head Essplode! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Holy Shhhhhh Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/30 (55/190 points)

Madness Accelerant

Facerape Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 2/24/13
25 Points
Beat the game.
Pacifist Unlocked 2/24/13
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 3/10/13
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode Unlocked 2/24/13
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)

Madness Ambulation

Daily Driver Unlocked 5/5/13
5 Points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Truckstopper Unlocked 5/5/13
10 Points
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Atheist 25 Points Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
Undertaker 25 Points ...or hell, hit every single one.
Sharpshooter 50 Points Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Improbability Drive 100 Points Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Madness: Air assault

medal of the loser Unlocked 8/9/13
5 Points
Lose against the boss
medal of instructions 5 Points Read all the instructions of the game
medal of the credits 5 Points Watch the credits of the game
medal of the player 5 Points Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
medal of the researcher 10 Points ???
medal of the hero 25 Points Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
medal of the immortal 50 Points Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
medal of the millionaire 100 Points Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
medal of the superhero 100 Points Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/305 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Mercy Unlocked 3/8/13
5 Points
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 2/24/13
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] Unlocked 3/8/13
10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler Unlocked 2/24/13
10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath Unlocked 2/24/13
25 Points
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood Unlocked 2/26/13
25 Points
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod Unlocked 2/24/13
25 Points
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Can You Hear Me Now Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/16 (125/480 points)

Madness: Will It Slice?

Sample Slice Unlocked 5/10/13
5 Points
Eliminate 5 infected
Small Slice Unlocked 5/10/13
10 Points
Eliminate 10 infected
Halfway There Unlocked 5/10/13
25 Points
Complete 5 levels
Medium Slice Unlocked 5/10/13
25 Points
Eliminate 25 infected
Food is Served 50 Points Complete all levels
Large Slice 50 Points Eliminate 50 infected
Super Slice 100 Points Eliminate 80 infected

Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/265 points)

Meme-Mory

Challenge Accepted Unlocked 7/28/13
5 Points
Complete the tutorial levels
FFFUUU Unlocked 7/28/13
5 Points
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Me Gusta Unlocked 7/28/13
5 Points
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Like a Sir Unlocked 7/28/13
10 Points
Finish 5 levels with all the lives
Not Bad Unlocked 7/28/13
10 Points
Complete level 5
Awesome 10 Points Complete level 10
Problem? 25 Points Finish the game if you can
Like a Boss 50 Points Finish 10 levels with all the lives

Medals Earned: 5/8 (35/120 points)