Total Medals Earned: 107 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,735 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (35/120 points)
Complete the tutorial levels
Finish 5 levels with all the lives
Complete level 5
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete level 10
Finish the game if you can
Finish 10 levels with all the lives
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 12/15 (90/265 points)
Complete the first day
The lunar surface...
What really happened?, it was all a dream?
Enter in the true secret room, welcome to Lunar Industries!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (285/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Attempt to blow Strawberry Clock down.
Steal Steak Clock's booty.
Kill the author of this game.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (210/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/70 points)
Went right.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Get a game over.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.